When I lay my head to rest upon the shattered dreams They pierce my mind with tiny fragments that seem to endlessly prick Falling asleep becomes a task and not a reward Forcing the unwilling grey matter to push out the thoughts, push them away To yell itself to quell all To abuse in order to rest I find myself in a place beyond the border of weariness, but not yet reaching the state of...
jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! THIS IS THE BEST
toocooltobehipster: when girls get mad at guys for having an easy life without periods it’s just like wow sorry for making the 100% concious decision to have a Y chromosome as a sperm
Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?
finifugitive: hestheonlyfamilyigot: purgatory: dean staring down the barrel of a gun dean when he sees sam staring down the barrel of a gun BYE dean when he’s about to be tortured dean when sam’s about to be tortured dean when cas tells him he’s dead dean when cas tells him sam’s dead
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
Winds whisper in her ear “How are you this lovely evening?” Thoughtfully careful at once, she answers “I’m quite alone, but I thank you for your company” Wafting about and whisping on by, winds chilled “Awfully sorry, but you must be cold.” Rubbing together her arms with sewn feathers, she shakes her head and denies the truth “Not at all, I am...
Touch, sweet touch. You’ve given me too much to feel. Sweet touch. You’ve almost...– Daft Punk ft. Paul Williams “Touch” on the Random Access Memories album.
videohall: Vegeta will always love you > Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah…….. Hahahaahahahahahaha. > I was chuckling at first but as soon as Vegeta pointed at Goku and sang “You!” I started crying. > That’s…perfect.
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
His eyes descended upon her own Trembling she was within his embrace But slowly she started to quell, reaching the point of comfort that he so wished in haste He brushed each lock, each strand, removing with ease the troubles she was faced Weary, she placed her head upon his chest. The-world… Fade-d… A-way~
severalbadpunslater: whoreoscopes: doomf: That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me? 25796323689432 feet you say? this is literally my favorite post on tumblr
ninjamcqueen asked: I can't kill her, she's a frenemy. Gotta keep her close. I can't keep a corpse close, I keep distance when it comes to those.
ninjamcqueen asked: "I'm gonna change the way you walk" sounds like you're gonna what what him in a butt until he does right by the girl.